And now for something completely different

Yesterday I was in a conversation with a Haitian young woman.  Without missing a word, she reached up and picked my nose.  Both nostrils.  And kept talking like nothing happened.

So many questions flew through my mind.  Did I have a booger no one had told me about?  Did she find one?  How have I lived almost 36 years without this having happened before?  Did anyone else just see that happen?

And then we got in the van and continued on with our day.